mary jane, sir john and lady luck

all walk into a bar together. Who gets thrown out? Definetly not Sir John, he is king in this castle. Possibly Lady Luck but there are special castles where she can rule. But what of poor Mary Jane, the answer to the question. She's the one whose presence so naturally remains God's creation. While not to say that Sir John is not God's creation, it requires human intervention to come to fruition. And lastly, Lady Luck. Here purely to satisfy the whims of the human mind.

So the bouncers elected to the state legislature are compensated well based on who they let in the bar. The committee to readmit Sir John is almost never in session unless its to expand his claim to previously closed castles. CALL works fast and furious to make sure lady luck gets her property inside the moat and walls. But alas, what of mary jane who has many friends (55%) who enjoy her company very much but they feel afraid of the might of the sir and lady. Their committees remain in the forest with occasional forays to lay eyes upon the castle. Who will be their Braveheart?